Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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