You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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