he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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