Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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