Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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