There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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