I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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