He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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