this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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