In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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