Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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