tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Shame is for Republicans.
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