I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Randomize
