He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So much rum. So many feels.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
