Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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