You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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