I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I am one with the molecules
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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