Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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