What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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