so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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