You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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