physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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