tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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