I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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