You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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