I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
3pm strippers are depressing
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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