If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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