I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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