Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You pole danced in your parka.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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