Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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