You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
youre lurking in front of me
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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