You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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