We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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