i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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