No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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