who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
they need to just BURY HIM!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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