wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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