all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
