Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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