I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
There's always time for handjobs
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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