The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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