i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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