Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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