...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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