I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
