North Korea, Best Korea!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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