The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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