i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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