Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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