She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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