What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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