Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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