what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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