When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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