we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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